Advertising. I'm Selling Out!!

As you know, dear readers, the number of posts per day on this blog have been dwindling lately, for I have many serious issues that I wish to post. Very serious; and it requires a lot of interviews. At the same time Nutts and I are also wading thru the muddy process of getting my blog to it's new home so we can reach a broader audience to hear my inner voice...

In the past I have thought about advertising so that I can make a living out of doing something that I enjoy. Almost like my current job as a management consultant: I tell pharma companies and chemical manufacturers to clean up their act by designing and implementing EMS (environment management systems) such as SAP's EHS module, which is part of the SAP PLM solution, and make sure that the pharma co/chemical co's shipment of "toxic goo" crosses boarders, waters, and your highways safely, fully compliant under national AND international dangerous goods logistics/occupational health and safety/environmental regulations. I also tell them to how to cut down costs, reduce time to market, and all that jazz, so that old people can get their Jellies and Viagra cheaper.

I have resisted soooo many times to go commercial, for my philosophy and my only intension is to share my stories, other people's stories, my thoughts, my observations, and my time to those that share theirs with me.... but alas, the time for me to sell out has come.

I will go and join some affiliate, or another, and someone can pay me to write. I'll continue my day job, of course (otherwise I will not be able to get my monthly facials at Boudoir). But somehow, somewhere, I need financial assistance to give me more *time* to expand my blog.

I'm selling out. Big time! So, for my first sell out here it is:

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Watch the The Horde ShowTM!! Available On PC's All Over The Planet!

Don't Miss Da First Episode of The Horde Show!TM

Available Only On-Line....

(warning: show contains strong language not suitable for kiddies and prissies)

"It is hilarious! It is neo-satire! It is a fusion of Monty Python, The Blair Witch Project, Trigger Happy TV, Beavis and Butthead, Ren and Stimpy, South Park, and more!!! " -- The Drunken Wench Ramblings

"I can't believe you can watch this shit for free!! Yes, FOR FREE!!!! No need for money back guarantees, coz you get it ALL 4 FREE!!!!" -- D.W.Rambler

"These guyz are too funny! Tickled my funny bone!" -- The DWR

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phew. now that wasn't too bad now, was it, DWR. You can now contact Amazon, Boudoir, Channel 4 TV productions, SAP, and tell them that you just provided advertising space for them. As for the producers of The Horde Show, well, y'know.... They kinda sponsor your site anyway, so give them the ad space for free. It's not that big, plus, they don't send you nasty spam like DR/MRS what's her(his) name from Nigeria.

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Dear readers, I decided to advertise The Horde Show, for I am currently researching my country's laws on freedom of speech, and the press. The US, where The Horde Show was conceived and filmed, has in it's First Amendment the right to freedom of speech, and the press.

There are many countries today that do not guarantee it's people (such as China or North Korea) the right to speak freely and to express themselves. Today we have technology that goes beyond borders as a medium for these people to speak freely. But they are still monitored... and oppressed. My country's constitution gives me freedom of speech, and publication, but it reserves the rights to "censor" textbooks of our youth so that the Ministry of Education can hide our history of our military agression in the 20th century... (I bet it was someone like OJ's lawyers that drafted my constitution!!!)

I admire the spirit of the producers of The Horde Show. They didn't like watching Murdock TV, so they made their own show! Brilliant!

To the producers of The Horde Show: Ok, not everyone may see your sense of humour (I really *loved* the WaterMelonvangelist and Hunter Todd's Shoes!!!), but that's OK. I don't expect everyone to like what I write, but I write anyway, so I think it's a good start, and I think you should keep going. I hope you appreciate your freedom to express your work, for there are millions of people out there who get executed, or locked up in internment camps for doing what you did. Yes, I'll admit that just as Japan has it's flaws, so does your country, but please count yourself lucky, for you would have been executed by now if you were a resident of North Korea. (and as for managing your finances? well... I suggest that you post subsequent episodes for a small fee... with SPAM. I can put you in touch with a certain DR/MRS. KEMA CHIKWE who seems to be an expert in that area... of course for a small consulting fee. (riiiiiight)

Keep it as it is! Freedom to Speak! Freedom to Shout! Freedom to Express Your Views!!!

Freedom. I love that word...

(Postscript: many, many thanks to my dear friend, C, who has helped me to take the bold step, and make that decision to enter the "market"... Thanks for all your advice, C. I really *do* need help! Writing and trying to start up a business AND hold a full time job? Not that easy.... but I will do it. For there are many messages that need to be told. Thank you, C.)