Thursday, October 20, 2005

THAT'S IT!! NO MORE FUCKIN' SPAM!!!

Unfortunately it has been my fault for neglecting this site for a while and letting those spammin' bastards defecate on my site. Well fuck off to you, spammers, I hope you die a horrible death.

Anyway, back to the pleasant me. I have been working, wheezing, hanging out with my boyfriend and doing anything that a normal 30something person does. I came back from San Francisco in one piece, my job is getting a little bit mundane, but bearable, and I look forward to holding hands with Randy (my boyfriend) on our way home.

Aaaaahhh.

BUT there is one complaint I have of Randy. He semi-lives in my house and is already got plans to redecorate it with his high-tech electronic garb. First he wants a 65 inch TV in my living room (which will end up covering two of my windows in the living room) surround sound 7.1. Wireless speakers everywhere so that I can listen to music on the toilet, TV in the bedroom, oh, and ofcourse wireless internet hotspot with our own firewall, or something, robotic vacuum cleaner that runs around all day cleaning the house, and a DVD cam corder to film me doing mundane things like chopping up vegetables (and a little bit more, which I will leave to your imagination...)

I live in a "girly" house with flowers on my wallpaper, salmon pink walls and a chandelier, it would be tasteless to have a hybrid of a Barbie Doll House and the inside of the Starship Enterprise!!! I know I am going to lose the battle of the TV, but I will have no larger than a 32inch!!! I will get an antique chest and a very large painting on the wall so there is NO TV in the bedroom, and if he wants to set up his network security and WIFI and encrypted locks on our windows. I will concede.

Is this what it's like to be married to Bill Gates??