Monday, April 18, 2005

Back Now, WTF Is Going On!!!!

Have I been hacked to death by some psycho who lives in Wisconsin while I have been away for the past month??

No.

(Nick is a lovely person, and he would never dream of turning me into minced meat. I am very much alive.)



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Bloody hell! Just got back from the US (2 weeks ago) after visiting Nick, and I see that: a) many people have left a comment, b) people have a strong opnions/views about Katz & Dawgs, c) the Pope is dead, d) the Chinese populous is protesting about our occupation in the middle of the last century, e) the stock prices are taking a "scuba" dive, f) the "beef crisis" and the trade deficite amongst Japan, US and China is looking about as appetising as my cat's fur ball, g) the pharmeceutical industry is still making money/profits out of sick and dying people, h) my good friend and neighbour Kim Pong Pill (Kim Jong Il) has made another lot of cheap nuclear bombs, etc. Shit!!! I just can't keep up!!!! Maybe I should leave my topics to a narrow spectrum and start a detailed, scientific observation on canines vs. felines, re-evaluate the relationship between China and Japan, or perhaps expose my new company about its dubious business practices!!!

(For those that are new to this site, I work for a big pharma/medical devices company, but I ethically oppose the industry's practices... yes I prostitute my knowledge and services: "Would you like me to put in some sand in the vasceline while you shaft my rectum with a barge pole???")

Ummm..... Ok, seeing as I had a bit of a break let's begin by filling in some of the gaps. I'm now back from my month(+) holiday in the US. I had a wonderfully relaxing time with Nick, but in the meantime I have had many topics in my head that I wanted to cover, including the Chinese nationalist computer hackers, my new job, me and Nick, my catz, my life in Tokyo, weirdos on commuter trains, and anything else that goes on in my life.

But...*plonk* (bottle opening) Ok, I'm too tired, maybe another day.... I am only human. I can't write every day, nor can I pick up a new topic and research it in detail so that I can come up with something that I can feel happy about that I can share with you. I hate to admit it, but it's probably 'coz I don't have enuf happy pills to keep me going with the level of energy that I demand, or expect for myself.

Sorry. Shit happens, and bullshit runs a marathon. But one thing that I can say is that I am still a silly drunken wench. That's good enough, right???

Anyway, before I continue to hand out lame excuses about my 5+week absence I want to thank the following people who left their mark on my site/visited my site and sent me an email (in the order that was written):

  • Oh Please Mind The Head/"JimBob"
  • Saby
  • Kezza/Missy
  • Ogri
  • Stacie
  • Arc of Polaris
  • Rex Venom
  • Nina
  • AGFH
  • Miranda
  • Anon (C)
  • Sketchy Jeoff(x2)
  • Buzzy
  • Ouiji
  • Anon (S)
  • LeftoverJoe
  • + Everyone else who read my stuff but didn't leave a message, or to those that I have missed in my list so far.

Phew!! Being fucked up and depressed isn't easy, huh???

*Right, let's crack open another bottle of CabSauv, and start on the next bit.*

Cheerz everyone!