Auditory Illusions

Sometimes I like to play with words. I say things that sound like somthing, but I'm actually saying something completely different. For instance:

• eggs'n'curry => exactly
• honey's sweet? ==> honestly?

(you'll have to say them really fast without moving your lips too much -- go on, give it a try!)

The other day I tried one on my boss, G, for a joke.

G: blah, blah, blah.

DWR: Hairy Muff

G: 'scuse me?

DWR: Fair Enough.

G: Oh, I thought you said.... nevermind.

(Yes, G, you did hear me right. Hairy Muff)