I am so unmotivated today. I can't be arsed to do any work. I have less than a week before my holiday in Thailand, and I have not had the chance to go and see the Wheelchair Warriors yet. My Big Boss (1) gave me grief about today's presentation with the client, and I am sitting here thinking "WTF! I am going to leave this company in a few weeks (hopefully). Can't be bothered to listen to the likes of you. I don't want to sit next to the UEPEs anymore; they are draining my energy like venus flytraps when they dissolve their prey...."
DWR (Suit Version) Out of Office Reply:
Thank you for emailing me. I am out of the office until... well, whenever I feel like it. You guys don't challenge me, you make me sit next to entities that are somewhere below kittie litter on the evolution ladder, and there is something funny in the air, coz I am getting puffy eyes again. And don't even THINK about bothering me in the meantime! Oh, and have a nice fucking day, UEPEs!
I will be back in the office on monday, one of these days, to hand in my resignation, ya *peeeeeeeeeeep*!
(Post script: all you good boys and girls, please ignore this woman's ramblings about how boring her day was. The DWR will be up and early, cheery as fuck, blogging her pink fluffy self away!!
No Nutts, I will not. Grrrr! stop lying on behalf of me, you horrid wench!!!)
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So there seems to be something really fantistic here... There is DWR (the author), Nutts, The Blog (recall convos with blog post yall?), and then us the readers. And here is the great part about it, she not only teaches us and educates us on her ideas, but she does so with style; in a soap opera like manner if you will. Now I am not a big fan of day time TV and the so called "stories" they have on day time television, but DWR is kind of doing it in her posts. Like there is the post and it is great, then there is this lil extra drama or dialogue that takes place afterward. It is fantastic. One of the reasons I keep coming back. But OK my stoned moment of awe is over with.
Peace yall...
Hey, just remember to pack clean undies and extra bullets and the rest usually will take care of itself. Rock On!
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