Yes, I am late. I am always running late. And now I am late with all my writing and postings. Why? Weeeeeeell. Some of you already know that I work for a Pink Elephant, and that does not really agree with me, so I have been interviewing with a company that makes baby powder and cotton buds. They seem to like me (which is a good thing) and want to hire me, but it also has taken much time away from me.
I also have someone special in my life -- my boyfriend, N, who has me all googly and goofy, and I love him very much. Time? Distance? None of these things hamper my relationship with my boyfriend. Coz you see, I bought something totally jazzy and funky -- DA WEB CAM!!! Can you believe that this wench sits in her pyjamas talking to her man at 1am? Oh if only I could take my WebCam to my Semi-cubicle so that I can talk to him on company time. (Yes, I cannot be ARSED to do any work these days, coz I know my days are numbered. Oh shit, I have to write my resignation letter this afternoon! I told the BabyPowder makers that they better give me their letter of offer before I go off on my fannnnnnnttttastic holiday in Thailand.)
DWR Strategy for "Operation Quit Working for Pink Elephant":
Get offer from BabyPowderMakers, Sign on the Dotted Line, Hand in Resignation, Fuck off on Holiday, Come Back From Holiday, Buy Ticket, Go Visit My Boyfriend, N, Get Laid Senseless, Start New Job With PHAT Paycheque, Smile, Take DWF Out for Drinks, Get Drunk, And More Drunk.
And blog about it.
So yes, I have been a tad busy of late. Many, many things going on, and I just don't have enuf time to do all the things that I want!!! If anyone has any good tips on how to juggle everything -- but N is top priority, no compromise on that from the DWR -- I would be grateful if you can let me know.
Shit, am I crazy? Have I lost my mind? DWR is in love? Out of control this woman is... out of control.
And once again, I'm running late for my next appointment!!!
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*(Envisions a new business venture where the Drunken Wench does Haafu Sexy Web Chats for a fee and I, the silent partner who also does no work, makes 70%)*
Jeoffory, you are always full of good ideas, but the figures? You and I need to have a little chat about that one.... perhaps we can bring "Sugar" and "Dancer" into the game -- Philipino trannie acquaintances of mine. You and I take 40% each and the other two participants can take the rest. Distribution rights? We can work on that -- no worries! DWR
(shit, I am trying to negotiate with a porn merchant!! COOOOOL!)
how about we split it 50 50, beat them daily, and feed them bread and water. we don't want our hos getting fat now do we?
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