Let me explain.
Our CEO approved of our IT project on the condition that we did some hardcore Business Process Reengineering (BPR) -- basically that means that he wanted some major changes in the way the business is run. Sunshine and the boyz of the Ivory Tower are responsible for the BPR, and we in the Engine Room are responsible for getting the system implemented.
But the CEO was pissed off...
He was pissed off that the Ivory Tower were not doing their job properly, and put a stop on the project until his wishes were granted. Sunshine announced on friday that we will be putting the project on hold while the members of the Ivory Tower get their act together so that the project can continue...
For FUCK'S SAKE!! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER BOYZ!!!!! NOT ONLY DO YOU PISS ME OFF WITH YOUR CRAP, YOU FUCK UP MY PROJECT!!
Right! Action Plan from the DWR: "Project Management, Program Management, Ivory Tower Management, Stick a stick up the CEO's arse (management), "Get a life and go to yoga classes on weekdays"-style time management, "Do some serious Blog research" management....
Management, management. (Such wonderful ideals, don't you think? If only I could change the world...)
"I'd like to bring the world to sing, in perfect harmony, I'd like to put an end to this, pathetic company."
3 comments:
Ha ha ha, I love not listening to the boss, it feels so much more productive.
yeah, I must admit that I don't like listening to idiocies... luckily Sunshine is not my line-manager, nor am I reporting to him directly -- I report to the CIO...
Whichever way, Sunshine needs to get that stick out of his arse.
troma studios. i'll drink to that.
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