Splittin' Headache

I've had this SPLITTIN' Headache now for nearly a month. I've got no idea where it came from, or what it's doing here. It's like a migratory bird that found it's "breeding ground" for the spring and is dancing around to empty music looking for a mate so that it can lay eggs and raise it's young in my cranium. And there are lots of these fuckin' birds in my head which is pissing me OFF!! (well, so far the only consolation is that these headache birds have not shat all over my brain. Now I will *NOT* be a happy camper if that happens!)

OK, strange metaphores of crappin' birds aside, merry christmas, happy new year, and all that Jazz to everyone and anyone. My name is DWR, and I am living everyday with a fucking headache. Please don't mind me, I'll be fine. What? Have I tried Tylenol Plus? No. I'm allergice to non-steroidal anti-imflammatory drugs. To you and me that's aspirin, ibuprofen, acetoaminophen, etc. The only pain killers I can take are opioids -- yes. The codienes and the morphines and the cool funky drugs that no one will give me because I'm a bit of a junkie...

Oh, I've tried Imigrane just in case it's a migraine; it does nothing but cost me lots of money so I said "sod that" and left it sitting in my medicine cabinet. They won't give me refund on drugs that don't work.

Bastards!

But there again... street level drug dealers don't give you refund when they sell you crap drugs that are cut with Baby Lax so I shouldn't really expect any different from the guys that have a "license" to sell.

I like that: "Licensed Drug Dealers".

(oh yeah... I'm one of those too in the UK!! Shit, I forgot.)