Unfortunately it has been my fault for neglecting this site for a while and letting those spammin' bastards defecate on my site. Well fuck off to you, spammers, I hope you die a horrible death.
Anyway, back to the pleasant me. I have been working, wheezing, hanging out with my boyfriend and doing anything that a normal 30something person does. I came back from San Francisco in one piece, my job is getting a little bit mundane, but bearable, and I look forward to holding hands with Randy (my boyfriend) on our way home.
Aaaaahhh.
BUT there is one complaint I have of Randy. He semi-lives in my house and is already got plans to redecorate it with his high-tech electronic garb. First he wants a 65 inch TV in my living room (which will end up covering two of my windows in the living room) surround sound 7.1. Wireless speakers everywhere so that I can listen to music on the toilet, TV in the bedroom, oh, and ofcourse wireless internet hotspot with our own firewall, or something, robotic vacuum cleaner that runs around all day cleaning the house, and a DVD cam corder to film me doing mundane things like chopping up vegetables (and a little bit more, which I will leave to your imagination...)
I live in a "girly" house with flowers on my wallpaper, salmon pink walls and a chandelier, it would be tasteless to have a hybrid of a Barbie Doll House and the inside of the Starship Enterprise!!! I know I am going to lose the battle of the TV, but I will have no larger than a 32inch!!! I will get an antique chest and a very large painting on the wall so there is NO TV in the bedroom, and if he wants to set up his network security and WIFI and encrypted locks on our windows. I will concede.
Is this what it's like to be married to Bill Gates??
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4 comments:
1. About time wench! If I had to read one more ad trying to get me to try a dating site or enlarge my cock I think I would start getting a complex. See... even alcoholics can get things done... just a little slower than the rest.
2. How long have you been dating this guy that he has already moved in! Be careful! He might be needy or something. Then if you let him hook your whole house up it will be a pain in the butt to break up.
3. Do not attempt to record yourself doing risquee thingss at the same time as chopping vegetables. One wrong slip and ... well I'd hate to read that blog post.
4. No TV in the bedroom? ARE YOU NUTS? How do you live? Even when I had only one TV I put it in my bedroom. How else will you watch porn without running the risk of getting your couch all sex-juice-ified?
5. No being married to Bill Gates would feel like being a prostitute who just happens to earn a SHIT PILE of money.
Oi, Mizzles. Getting my emails? Haven't heard from you in some time. Wished you a happy bd and never heard a thing. Hope SF was nice - I like it here (you were probably within about 15 minutes of me - which hasn't happened since we were in Tokyo).
lmao! now there is the girl i adore! tell those spam attackers to f-off! hell yeah!!!!
how are the hell are you dewing darling?
*mauhz and hugs*
kerry
umm... hello all. yes, I am still alive, and umm... well in recovery from shingles, asthma, and a cracked rib. Must add that I am not broken hearted coz I can decorate my house MY WAY, and do what the fuckie I want.
What do I do with my TV in this house? Umm... not much actually. I have a 14inch colour TV that sits in my living room collecting dust. I think it's hooked up to the playstation, but I don't play any games, I hardly watch DVDs, and I don't have cable or satellite even though I live in an area with really poor reception. I think only 2 out of the 7 terrestrial channels are "bearable" (i.e. it doesn't look like a total blister on my screen), and the rest? Forget about it! I couldn't tell you if I was watching a disney film or a hardcore porn.
So why do I have the TV? Decoration, I guess. Nah, one of these days I will get cable in, replace the 14inch antique with a bigger newer version, and turn into a vegitable while I think up of new "upgrades" to my home.
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